Best Quotes by A. Whitney Brown (Top 10)

  1. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  2. Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
  3. I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
  4. I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
  5. The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
  6. Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
  7. A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
  8. There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
  9. I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
  10. That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.