Best Quotes by A. Whitney Brown (Top 10)
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
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Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
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I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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