Adam Sandler Quotes

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.