Best Quotes by Alan King (Top 4)

  1. If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
  2. Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
  3. Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
  4. As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.