Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me