Best Quotes by Andrei Codrescu (Top 5)

  1. Nostalgia is masochism and masochism is something masochists love to share.
  2. Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.
  3. It's still a mystery to me exactly how I learned the language. [But] I was 19 years old and I had very urgent things to tell girls.
  4. The peasants of all lands recognize power and they salute it, whether it's good or evil.
  5. It is the job of the market to turn the base material of our emotions into gold.