April Winchell Quotes

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

I never have anything to talk about.