Best Quotes by Art Hoppe (Top 4)

  1. We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
  2. We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money these days than we do in God.
  3. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
  4. Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.