Best Quotes by Artie Lange (Top 5)

  1. Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
  2. A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
  3. The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
  4. I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of what it was like to be a kid, where everything is carefree and fun.
  5. Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.