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Benny Hill Quotes
Best Quotes by Benny Hill (Top 3)
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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