Best Quotes by Betty White (Top 8)

  1. If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
  2. Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
  3. I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.
  4. Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted.
  5. Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.
  6. All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.
  7. I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
  8. Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.