Best Quotes by Bill Watterson (Top 10)

  1. Reality continues to ruin my life.
  2. It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
  3. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
  4. You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.
  5. Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
  6. We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
  7. Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
  8. If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
  9. Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
  10. I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

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