Best Quotes by Billy Crystal (Top 8)

  1. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
  2. Change is such hard work.
  3. Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place
  4. Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
  5. I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
  6. Gentlemen, start your egos.
  7. When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
  8. Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.