Bob Monkhouse Quotes

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.