Bruce Lansky Quotes

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.