Bud Abbott Quotes

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.