Best Quotes by Buddy Hackett (Top 5)

  1. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
  2. I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
  3. I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
  4. Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
  5. Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.