Best Quotes by Casey Stengel (Top 10)

  1. They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
  2. The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
  3. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
  4. Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
  5. The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
  6. Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
  7. The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
  8. See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
  9. When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
  10. Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.

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