Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded...

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.