Best Quotes by Charles M. Schulz (Top 10)

  1. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
  2. I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
  3. Happiness is loving your enemies.
  4. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
  5. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
  6. Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
  7. I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
  8. This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
  9. All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
  10. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

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