Best Quotes by Charlie Sheen (Top 4)

  1. The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
  2. I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
  3. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.
  4. Can't is the cancer of happening.