Best Quotes by Chuck Klosterman (Top 8)

  1. Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.
  2. Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.
  3. People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.
  4. I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.
  5. Whenever I can’t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend I’ve been assassinated. I’ve found this is the best way to get comfortable. I imagine I’m in the coffin at my funeral, and people from my past are walking by my corpse and making comments about my demise.
  6. Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
  7. The deeper reality is that I’m not sure if what I do is real. I usually believe that I’m certain about how I feel, but that seems naive. How do we know how we feel?…There is almost certainly a constructed schism between (a) how I feel, and (b) how I think I feel. There’s probably a third level, too—how I want to think I feel.
  8. First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.