Best Quotes by Clive James (Top 8)

  1. Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
  2. Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
  3. She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
  4. Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
  5. Stop worrying - nobody gets out of this world alive.
  6. Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.
  7. A sense of humour is common sense dancing.
  8. It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.