Clive James Quotes

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

Stop worrying - nobody gets out of this world alive.

A sense of humour is common sense dancing.

Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.