Clive James Quotes

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

Stop worrying - nobody gets out of this world alive.

Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.

A sense of humour is common sense dancing.

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.