Craig Ferguson Quotes

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine."

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.