Best Quotes by Dan Quisenberry (Top 6)

  1. Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.
  2. The future is much like the present, only longer.
  3. A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
  4. I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
  5. It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.
  6. Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.