David Brenner Quotes

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

When Mrs. Clinton ran for office, she promised economic growth across New York state, to bring in more than 200,000 jobs, ... She has not. We have lost jobs to outsourcing and globalization and to sending our jobs and industries to foreign countries.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey our message. Unfortunately, $20 million is critical mass in terms of running an effective campaign in New York.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.