Best Quotes by David Lee Roth (Top 8)

  1. I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
  2. I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
  3. Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
  4. He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.
  5. Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
  6. The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
  7. You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.
  8. People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.