Best Quotes by Dean Martin (Top 10)
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
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It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'
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When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
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I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
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