Dick Cavett Quotes

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.