Best Quotes by Dorothy Parker (Top 10)

  1. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
  2. If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
  3. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
  4. By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this —One of you is lying.
  5. Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
  6. I hate writing, I love having written.
  7. I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
  8. I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
  9. Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
  10. That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

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