Best Quotes by Drew Carey (Top 3)

  1. Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
  2. I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'
  3. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.