Best Quotes by Dylan Moran (Top 10)
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You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.
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Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.
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Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!
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People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'
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I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.
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Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?
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Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
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Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine."
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You look like a horse in a man costume
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Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake
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