Best Quotes by Earl Wilson (Top 10)

  1. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  2. One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
  3. Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
  4. A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
  5. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
  6. Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
  7. Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
  8. A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
  9. This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
  10. Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.

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