Best Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres (Top 10)
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
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When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.
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Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, "I can't tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let's walk faster." Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
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My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
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I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
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More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.
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Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain,you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science.
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
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Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.
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I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
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I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2."
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The first person I learned I could make happy with laughter was my mother, whom I idolize. It was a powerful thing to realize. I knew I had found my life's work.
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I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
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