Best Quotes by Evan Esar (Top 10)
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Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
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Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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