Best Quotes by Fred Allen (Top 10)

  1. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
  2. A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
  3. Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
  4. I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
  5. Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
  6. What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
  7. The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
  8. It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
  9. Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
  10. California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

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