Best Quotes by Garrison Keillor (Top 10)

  1. Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
  2. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
  3. A book is a gift you can open again and again.
  4. I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
  5. Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
  6. You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.
  7. Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth breather there is.
  8. One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.
  9. A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
  10. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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