Garry Shandling Quotes

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.