Gene Wilder Quotes

As they say in Corsica... Goodbye

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?

What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?

I never thought of it as God. I didn't know what to call it. I don't believe in devils, but demons I do because everyone at one time or another has some kind of a demon, even if you call it by another name, that drives them.

Dont put the sheep on the table.

If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier