George Ade Quotes

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.