Best Quotes by George Burns (Top 10)

  1. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  2. Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
  3. If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
  4. You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
  5. When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
  6. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
  7. It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
  8. I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
  9. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
  10. I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

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