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George S. Kaufman Quotes

Best Quotes by George S. Kaufman (Top 6)

  1. I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
  2. Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
  3. Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
  4. At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
  5. The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
  6. When I was born I owed twelve dollars.