Goodman Ace Quotes

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.

TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. However, it is our latest medium - we call it a medium because nothing's well done.

I keep reading between the lies.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.