Best Quotes by Greg Behrendt (Top 10)

  1. A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves
  2. Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.
  3. Don't spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you
  4. You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.
  5. Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
  6. Because here's what guys don't do if they can't live without you: They don't break up with you.
  7. But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you'll never see when you're with a guy who's really into you: You'll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You'll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you're calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You'll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn't have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You'll be too busy being adored.
  8. It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less — even a vague pathetic facsimile of less — than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don't settle for less. These guys exist because there are a lot of women out there who allow them to.
  9. If the guy you're dating doesn't seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start "˜figuring him out,' please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.
  10. We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

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