Best Quotes by Groucho Marx (Top 10)

  1. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
  2. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
  3. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
  4. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
  5. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
  6. Humor is reason gone mad.
  7. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
  8. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
  9. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
  10. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

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