Best Quotes by Howard Stern (Top 4)

  1. I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
  2. Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises — except for those of us who have vaginas.
  3. It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
  4. I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.