Howard Stern Quotes

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises — except for those of us who have vaginas.

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.