Best Quotes by Jack Nicholson (Top 8)
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There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson
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my mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch
Jack Nicholson
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
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With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Jack Nicholson
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In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
Jack Nicholson
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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson
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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
Jack Nicholson