Best Quotes by Jack Nicholson (Top 8)

  1. There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
  2. People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
  3. my mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch
  4. Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
  5. With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
  6. In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
  7. I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
  8. A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.