Best Quotes by Jackie Mason (Top 7)
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Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .
Jackie Mason
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason
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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason
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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
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By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?
Jackie Mason