Best Quotes by James H. Boren (Top 4)

  1. I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
  2. When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
  3. A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
  4. It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.