Best Quotes by Jane Wagner (Top 10)

  1. When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
  2. I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
  3. Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
  4. The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
  5. Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
  6. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
  7. A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
  8. I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do—I had to let something go.
  9. At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.
  10. What is reality anyway! It's nothing but a collective hunch.