Best Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy (Top 9)

  1. If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
  2. You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
  3. If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
  4. Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
  5. You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
  6. I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
  7. You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
  8. Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
  9. If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.