Best Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy (Top 9)
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
Jeff Foxworthy
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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy