Best Quotes by Jeffrey Bernard (Top 3)

  1. One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
  2. I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974.
  3. When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate.